You think you don't need no stinkin' badgers!

But you need me! According to Blue Pyramid, I'm a badger. It is true I don't care for snakes. And I'm sure I'm quite entertaining, bouncing up and down. Someone shield the children!

To you, very little in this world is in shades of gray... it's either black or white. Far from making this decide for one or the other for yourself, you choose to delve into a little bit of both, which makes you a daunting and even menacing figure to some. Nonetheless, people like you keep being depicted as wise and heroic figures in children's literature. You love bouncing up and down and have a fondness for mushrooms, but are horrified by snakes.

Take the Animal Quiz at Blue Pyramid:
http://bluepyramid.org/ia/aquiz.htm