You Know It's True

I will go on record as saying...

Should Lance Armstrong ever fall down, and when he gets up, you can see cyborg machinery under his skin? I won't be a dang bit surprised.

Hopefully he won't find retirement boring. He'll probably be an exceedingly successful business man. Or he'll be on "Cops", staggering around drunk in a stained wife-beater shirt while being questioned by the police. Can't you imagine it? His blurred-face woman's standing on the porch, screaming obscentities at him, and he's weaving around, flipping her the bird. ha!