Blame my sister

So my sister sends me the following joke:

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. So he asks the man his name.
"Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me."
"I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD."
"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS."
"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS,with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing

After having to work today, when I really didn't feel like it, that seemed pretty dang funny. Told ya I was a geek!

Oh yeah..... Revenge of the Sith is released on May 19! Wahhoo!! I'm not so excited about the "new" generation of Star Wars movies, but that is a rant for another day. I'll have plenty o' time in the 30 days of Star Wars countdown once April 19 passes.

We're supposed to watch "Tommy" on DVD tonight. We're on a The Who kick since watching the Monterry (sic) Pop Festival this weekend. Beyond the fact that you hear "Who Are You" with every CSI-LV episode. And I heard Fred Durst (hack) cover "Behind Blue Eyes" the other day on the radio. L-I-M-P-T, indeed! Kind of creepy about that whole trifecta thing, though, eh?