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The Lawrence police chief's response is classic!

Columbia chief issues ‘warrant’ for KU players
The Associated Press
Published Tuesday, December 2, 2008 at 7:22 a.m. CST

LAWRENCE — Columbia’s interim police chief is taking the sting out of Missouri’s loss to Kansas with a little humor.

Capt. Tom Dresner put out a news release announcing that he intended to issue warrants for the arrest of the entire Kansas football team. The charge: robbery, stemming from the Jayhawks’ victory over his Missouri Tigers.

The release — addressed to Lawrence Police Chief Ron Olin — said Columbia’s Major Crimes Unit is poised to carry warrants to Douglas County authorities. The Lawrence Journal-World reported Tuesday that Dresner said “It was a robbery in plain daylight.”

In response, Lawrence Mayor Mike Dever said he thinks “there needs to be a warrant against the entire MU football team for impersonating a top 10 team.”

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