This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

Jodie Foster gets all up in the Yale ghetto cool

And for my parents, who won't know the song lyric she quoted:
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime


However, my real question for the article is this:

Yakov Smirnoff... the whitebread-est Russian to haunt a Branson stage (and that is saying something for the milk toast circuit that is Ozarks Missouri)... getting a degree... in...

Positive psychology? What is that? Wikipedia, to save the day!

So positive psychology is the practice of searching for and focusing on your (presumably healthier) positive character attributes. As opposed to your negative character flaws, presumably?

Hell, all it sounds like you would do is put resumes together. Hype your strengths, and downplay why you quit or got fired from previous jobs. Congratulations, Yakov... you're qualified to be a high school guidance counselor!

The guy paid tuition to learn how to be even more chipper and gregariously annoying? And Yale took his money and said thank you, very much. America... What a country!