So THAT'S why!

My boss sent this to me with the "thought you would appreciate it" note. Normally, I would have worried how my boss viewed me. But since my boss and I have shared many laughs, and many margaritas, I'm not too concerned. We both appreciate men. And motorcycles. Especially men with motorcycles!




When a woman wears leather clothing,
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A man's heart beats quicker,
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his throat gets dry,
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he goes weak in the knees,
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and he begins to think irrationally.




Ever wonder why?
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Because she smells like a new truck.


And here I thought it was because they feared the whip! Dang it.