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Sunday, December 18, 2005

The Meaning of Vapid


vapid
Pronunciation: 'va-p&d, 'vA-
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin vapidus flat-tasting; akin to Latin vappa vapid wine and perhaps to Latin vapor steam: lacking liveliness, tang, briskness, or force : FLAT, DULL
synonym see INSIPID



It is confirmed that E! entertainment channel has jumped the shark.

Not only did they pay Lisa Gastineau a likely obscene amount of money to film and air her "celebrity life"... but they were stupid enough to start up another season.

The daughter Brittany is definitely smarter than her mother. She took her 15 minutes of fame from last season and appears to have bettered herself. At least she went on a trip to broaden her horizons beyond shopping and eating. Even found herself a boyfriend. But because Mommy Dearest can't seem to be interested in anything but herself, she's guilted the daughter into returning to NYC. So that they can continue to prostitute themselves. At the beck of some questionable guy that approached mom during a lunch out with her friends. And mom took him seriously!

But mother is not very smart. She whines and complains about getting kicked out of her Upper East Side apartment after she is caught for breaking the rules (filming in the building). She whines and complains that she can't make coffee. Add a little drama to that, after she intentionally knocks the coffee onto the floor, then asks if someone can clean it up.

She also cannot seem to take the time or money to get her dog housebroken. What kind of self-respecting socialite is she? If she can't entertain guests because her house smells like a kennel, who is going to take her seriously as a commodity?

I wanted to try and watch one episode. The ladies are attractive enough, and seem to have good taste. But try as I might, I had to turn the channel. My IQ was dropping too fast. I could not stand to hear Lisa Gastineau's voice for one more minute. She is a complete and utter waste of oxygen. I hope daughter Brittany listens to reason and takes back for LA. She's going to be better off. Not only careerwise, but emotionally as well.

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