Since I'm Looking Scary, Anyway...

I'm not sure whether to be offended by my monster portrait. Or the fact they'd consider me psychotic...

Your Monster Profile

Psychotic Vagabond You Feast On: Grass You Lurk Around In: Nude Beaches You Especially Like to Torment: Hairdressers

What's" Your Monster Name?

The tormenting hairdressers is funny. If not chillingly accurate.