I don't feel a billion seconds old!

Being the queen of worthless knowledge that I am, I was happy to follow the link Ted provided:

Birthday calculator

You entered: 2/17/1970

Your date of conception was on or about 27 May 1969 (give or take a week) which was a Tuesday.
You were born on a Tuesday, under the astrological sign Aquarius.
Your Life path number is 9.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2440634.5.
The golden number for 1970 is 14.
The epact number for 1970 is 22.
The year 1970 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/6/1970 and ending 1/26/1971.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog.
The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 29 March 1970.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 11 February 1970.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 17 May 1970.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 24 May 1970.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Thursday, 1 October 1970.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 21 April 1970.

As of 2/3/2006 8:12:44 PM EST
You are 35 years old.
You are 432 months old.
You are 1,876 weeks old.
You are 13,135 days old.
You are 315,260 hours old.
You are 18,915,612 minutes old.
You are 1,134,936,764 seconds old.
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 5.14090019569472 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

***Do you notice they keep calling me OLD?***

There are 14 days till your next birthday, on which your cake will have 36 candles.
Those 36 candles produce 36 BTUs, or 9,072 calories of heat (that's only 9.0720 food calories!) .
You can boil 4.11 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1970 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US.
In 1970 the US population was approximately 203,302,031 people, 57.4 persons per square mile.
In 1970 in the US there were approximately 2,158,802 marriages (10.6%) and 708,000 divorces (3.5%)
In 1970 in the US there were approximately 1,921,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

Your birthstone is Amethyst
Amethyst is used to increase spiritually
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Bloodstone, Onyx, Moonstone

Your birth tree is Cedar, the Confidence
Of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, wants to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy, optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

There are 325 days till Christmas 2006!
There are 338 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were born was waxing gibbous.