Equal time

The original thought was to put a pic of Kate Beckinsale in black leather up for the boys. Or one of the other aristocratic vampires in Victorian garb. But then I thought it was too much Underworld.

A suggestion was made for Jessica Simpson. Worthy enough, to be sure. But in a couple of years, we'll probably be seeing plenty of her when her father has her pose for Playboy. That guy ain't right. And that's all I have to say about that.

Then the thought was to put up Angelina Jolie, to commemorate the release of Mr. and Mrs. Smith this week. But like poor Jessica, Angelina suffers from over-exposure.

So hopefully a happy medium will be a bound blonde that looks like she might be able to kick your booty. Sorry it didn't get put up sooner. But I didn't particularly want to be caught surfing corset pictures on the internets at work.