Malcontent Humour

While in Branson, my rockstar boyfriend texted his bandmates a pic of him framed with the Shoji Tabuchi theatre sign. His title caption read: "It's Showtime!"

We picked up trinkets for the mates while at Silver Dollar City. When D told G he was bringing back a souvenir, G replied "is it an Asian fiddle player?"

Later, D texts G: "I'm bringing over your souvenir. I'm tired of feeding him."

Those silly boys