One Benefit to Age

When I turned 36, I told my lovely boyfriend I was worried he could trade me in for two 18-year olds.

Then I remembered, he had already turned 42... I could trade him in for two 21-year olds. Which meant I'd be able to take my dates to the bar and get them drunk!

Now 38 doesn't sound so bad! You still can't take two 19-year olds to the bar.