Tuesday=Two Posts

Gossip on MSN.com:

Hayden Christensen is taking a healthy approach to whispers about his love life. In a sit-down with V Man magazine (no, we've never heard of it, either), the actor says he pays no mind to Internet chatter positing whether he's playing for the other team "because it's fun, entertaining and a bit of a joke." Same goes for reports linking him to his "Factory Girl" costar Sienna Miller, whom he was spotted locking lips with earlier this year. "When people catch a picture of Sienna and me, they can speculate, and I don't do anything," he explains. "Rumors are more fun than reality." For now, Christensen prefers to plug his piehole about his preferences ("People I relate to know what I am"), vagueing things up by adding, "To me, masculinity is the ability to flirt with the effeminate."

"I actually hate comic book movies, like [bleeping] hate them, they just bore me [bleepless] and they're just dumb." That's Heath Ledger, who's set to play the Joker in the forthcoming "Batman Begins" sequel "The Dark Knight," biting the hand that feeds as he reveals his lack of enthusiasm for men in tights (via DarkHorizons.com). At least he takes pains to point out that he thought the first Caped Crusader flick "was actually really good, really well directed, and Christian Bale was really great in it." Ledger, who's not exactly known for bringing the funny, says he plans to take a different approach to the character than Jack Nicholson did in his scenery-devouring turn in "Batman." "He's going to be really sinister," explains the thespian, "and it's going to be less about his laugh and his pranks and more about just him being just a [bleeping] sinister guy."

Survey says? They're both gay. Hayden just may enjoy kissing boys more.

Heath has lost cool points with me. Comics are not dumb! They're not, they're not, they're not!! Besides, who can take the boy seriously, when he thinks "Batman Begins" was the FIRST Batman movie? Or at least the writer thought that? Oy, my head asplodes.

Now excuse me whilst I stomp off in a huff and retreat to my mother's basement so I might read comic novels and make myself feel better. Ah, my loving superheroes and social malcontents... only you truly understand and appreciate me.

: P